[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/mama-s-tebou-nie-je-sranda\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/mama-s-tebou-nie-je-sranda\/","headline":"Mama s tebou nie je sranda!","name":"Mama s tebou nie je sranda!","description":"Aj Va\u0161e deti dok\u00e1\u017eu triafa\u0165 perli\u010dky od stola? Lebo tie moje s\u00fa hotov\u00fd z\u00e1zrak. A ke\u010f si u\u017e mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ,,padla,, a nem\u00f4\u017ee ma u\u017e","datePublished":"2024-02-08","dateModified":"2024-02-08","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/16435f0a6c9262449b9ebb39f63178cd65c54b09f931b6f84682f48086e3d763?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/16435f0a6c9262449b9ebb39f63178cd65c54b09f931b6f84682f48086e3d763?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"genesis.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/pexels-julia-m-cameron-8841186_4.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/pexels-julia-m-cameron-8841186_4.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/mama-s-tebou-nie-je-sranda\/","about":["Z\u00e1bava"],"wordCount":607,"articleBody":"Aj Va\u0161e deti dok\u00e1\u017eu triafa\u0165 perli\u010dky od stola? Lebo tie moje s\u00fa hotov\u00fd z\u00e1zrak. A ke\u010f si u\u017e mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ,,padla,, a nem\u00f4\u017ee ma u\u017e ni\u010d prekvapi\u0165. Je to tu znova. Minule po\u010das tak\u00e9hoto perlenia mojich zlat\u00ed\u010dok padla veta: – Mama s tebou nie je sranda!- Ot\u00e1\u010dam sa od pultu na ktorom pripravujem dvojchodov\u00fd obed a o\u010di m\u00e1m vonku ako pristupnut\u00e1 p\u00edskacia hra\u010dka n\u00e1\u0161ho psa. No v\u00e1\u017ene! \u017de so mnou nie je sranda. Sta\u010d\u00ed ke\u010f pust\u00edm desa\u0165 min\u00fatov\u00e9 video na cvi\u010denia a pust\u00edm sa do tejto milej bolestivej aktivity. Pri mojej nadv\u00e1he a st\u00e1le \u010dervenej\u0161\u00edm tv\u00e1ri\u010dk\u00e1m sa spust\u00ed hur\u00f3nsky rehot. Ale samozrejme pozn\u00e1me sa a vieme, \u017ee je to v dobrom. No schv\u00e1lne majte v p\u00e1se 40 centimetrov navy\u0161e a zdv\u00edhajte s \u00fasmevom nohu k hlave. V\u0161ak pri poh\u013eade na seba a na polohy, ktor\u00e9 prech\u00e1dzam, k\u00fdm sa mi tento k\u00fasok podar\u00ed vyzer\u00e1m ako koc\u00far Garfield, ktor\u00fd sa sna\u017e\u00ed obl\u00edza\u0165 si zadn\u00fa nohu.Smeje sa mi sn\u00e1\u010f aj to video. Do kelu. Ale \u010do u\u017e, t\u00e1 \u010dokol\u00e1dka denne a energe\u0165\u00e1ky sa niekde museli zrazi\u0165. Beriem to ale pozit\u00edvne, lebo viem, \u017ee ak pr\u00edde tuh\u00e1 zima a vypn\u00fa n\u00e1m plyn, ako n\u00e1s st\u00e1le dookola stra\u0161ili, ja budem t\u00e1 v\u00ed\u0165azn\u00e1 amazonka, ktor\u00e1 sa bude hria\u0165 vlastn\u00fdmi z\u00e1sobami. Aspo\u0148 u medve\u010fov to tak funguje, d\u00fafajme teda, \u017ee ma moje poctivo vypapan\u00e9 \u0161peky nezradia. A potom \u013eudia pr\u00edde na radu t\u00e1 povestn\u00e1 detsk\u00e1 \u00faprimnos\u0165. Ani neviem pri akej situ\u00e1cii to u\u017e bolo, pam\u00e4t\u00e1m si ale, \u017ee to bolo v \u0161k\u00f4lke. Tak\u00fd l\u00e1skypln\u00fd kompliment v\u00e1m m\u00f4\u017ee da\u0165 iba va\u0161e die\u0165a. No \u010do v\u00e1m po celom dni zdvihne n\u00e1ladu viac ako slov\u00e1 „\u013e\u00fabim \u0165a “ od vlastn\u00e9ho die\u0165a\u0165a. Kr\u00e1\u010dame tak cestou domov. No vlastne iba ja, deti poskakuj\u00fa a pobeh\u00e1vaj\u00fa dopredu. Moje tempo je prisp\u00f4soben\u00e9 mojej zbo\u017e\u0148ovanej 50kilovej nadv\u00e1he, ktor\u00fa som si ako bonus doniesla po p\u00f4rode. Zrazu sa oto\u010d\u00ed to moje mal\u00e9 zlat\u00e9 diev\u010datko a s neskonalou l\u00e1skou v o\u010dk\u00e1ch mi hlasne povie: „Ale mami, ja \u0165a \u013e\u00fabim aj ke\u010f si tu\u010dn\u00e1.“ Ako \u017ee ako \u010do?! Tak rob\u00edme si srandu aj zo seba, ale ten poh\u013ead do o\u010diek pln\u00fdch l\u00e1sky bol tak chutn\u00fd.O to viac \u017ee to hovorila so v\u0161etkou detskou v\u00e1\u017enos\u0165ou. Chv\u00ed\u013eu som nevedela \u010do zo sebou. Mozgov\u00fd motor\u010dek pracoval na pln\u00e9 obr\u00e1tky. M\u00f4j anjelik \u010dakal na pochvalu a pozit\u00edvnu odpove\u010f. Moje ego sa urazilo a za\u010dalo so mnou dr\u017ea\u0165 tich\u00fa dom\u00e1cnos\u0165. Moja vesel\u0161ia str\u00e1nka sa rehotala na pln\u00e9 obr\u00e1tky a ja som prem\u00fd\u0161\u013eala ako zareagova\u0165 bez toho aby sa t\u00e1 moja milovan\u00e1 princezn\u00e1 neurazila – ak by som sa za\u010dala smia\u0165, alebo neostala smutn\u00e1 – keby som uk\u00e1zala, \u017ee moje sebavedomie dostalo tak\u00fa ranu, \u017ee s monoklom bude chodi\u0165 e\u0161te t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148. Nakoniec sme sa za\u010dali smia\u0165 v\u0161etci, lebo jej medzit\u00fdm do\u0161lo ako to vyznelo a o\u010di sa jej razom roz\u0161\u00edrili a vyzerali ako \u010dierne gule. Vystriedala v\u0161etky farby, v\u010detne zelenej a ostala \u00faplne ticho. No \u010do u\u017e. Deti s\u00fa skr\u00e1tka \u00faprimn\u00e9. A niekedy si mus\u00edme dok\u00e1za\u0165 urobi\u0165 srandu aj samy so seba. Detsk\u00e1 l\u00e1ska= na nezaplatenie.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.9\/5 - (8 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Mama s tebou nie je sranda!","item":"https:\/\/www.genesis.sk\/mama-s-tebou-nie-je-sranda\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]